Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, a.k.a. Tom Cruise's excuse to feel again, has released a big, bombastic trailer. And excuse me, but is that a GUN FLUTE?
Let's list off all the insane shit Cruise is seen doing in this trailer:
- Getting trapped in some sort of poison gas chamber.
- Riding VERY fast in a motorcycle without a helmet.
- Tied up, shirtless, but still kicking everyone's ass.
- Running from automatic weapons, sans shirt.
- Wearing cool guy sunglasses.
- Driving recklessly in a car.
- Fighting in a tux.
- Jumping into some sort of waterfall thing (no word on if he says "I did not kill my wife." before jumping).
Also Simon Pegg is in it as well and a new character who snaps necks with her legs/crotch. So this looks like a solid win-win for us and for Cruise's adrenaline fetish.
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