Yoda pasties are an elegant weapon

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Behold the Yoda pasties, for the truly exotic dancer. Just imagine the attention your wiggly bits will get when a sequined Yoda pops out from under your blouse!


This piece of Jedi master burlesque gold is crafted by Etsy artist PrettyInPasties.

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OK... mildly confused. In the UK, "pasties" are delicious pastry parcels of meat, veg and gravy, pioneered by mine workers who needed a warm snack they could carry in their pocket and then eat with dirty hands (hence the pastry crust, which was thrown away).

I'm guessing this is NOT what they are in the US...