The last time we got a trailer for Guardians, it was bananas and weird and all in Russian. And there was a Bear-Man that came out of nowhere. Now, we’ve got some curious dubbing, a city-ruining battle, and a Bear-Man tossing a man in the air and venting him with a gatling gun. Wait.
This movie doesn’t get less great the more absurdities it unleashes into the world. The plot—which really doesn’t matter—is about a group of people with powers culled from the Soviet Union to fight for whatever the Soviet version of “truth, justice, and the American way” was.
Enjoy both the epic dubbing and the sad pop song: