Don’t let the bike fool you. it’s a jet ski too. Image: Paramount

I’m confused. Vin Diesel has a new movie coming out. In it, he rides a jet ski motorcycle. That’s a motorcycle... that turns into a jet ski, and that makes it pretty obvious the movie should be called Jet Ski Motorcycle: The Movie. Apparently, though, it’s something called xXx: Return of Xander Cage.

For the second time in as many franchises, Vin Diesel returns to a character and series after taking one film off. In Jet Ski Motorcycle, he’s extreme sports enthusiast slash super spy Xander Cage. And here’s a fun fact! In the first two films of this franchise, there wasn’t a Jet Ski Motorcycle. Those were called xXx and xXx: State of the Union. (Ohhhh, now I get it.) But finally, in part three, on his way to try and stop a satellite or some bullshit, Xander finally gets the Jet Ski Motorcycle. Check out the trailer.

Jet Sky Motorcycle: The Movie, or xXx: Return of Xander Cage if you want to be proper about it, opens January 20.

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