This is essential information we never realized we needed to know. Which Wikipedia article titles have the proper syllable count and stress pattern to sing to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? xkcd has the answer.
With this list, Randall Munroe ensures that we'll have the Ninja Turtles theme song stuck in our heads all day with a brand new set of lyrics. Now we just need a set of titles for the "Heroes in a half shell/Turtle Power!" part of the song.