Can you tell us a story in only six words? Your stories last time ranged from the dystopian fashion cycles of the future (You say "parasite". I say "accessory". — angusm) to a reversed zombie attack (Zombie brains actually are surprisingly tasty. — Fauxcused) and now we want to hear more!

So settle down at the keys and write your own six-word tale for us — and then settle down at the screen to read even more.

Image: alexkerhead.