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Women And Monsters: The Weird Universe Of Kaiju Porn [NSFW]

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Giant monsters will rampage across movie screens in Clash Of The Titans tonight, but they're already having an orgy on the Internet. Dinosaurs, Godzilla and other creatures are having improbably naughty sex with young maidens. It's highly NSFW!

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Is there anything weirder than kaiju porn? It includes women who love dinosaurs, Godzilla, dragons and other giant monsters of legend and cult film. (We're not including tentacle porn in this round-up, because otherwise this post would be as big as the Internet.) It also includes women who dress up as dinosaurs and dragons, or who just are dinosaurs and dragons. If the giantess porn we featured a while ago was about women's sexuality overpowering men, and metaphorically crushing cities, then this is about women being carried away by lust, with the reptilian part of our brains firmly in control. Let the wild rumpus begin, or something!

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We first learned of Godzilla porn from Warren Ellis' novel Crooked Little Vein — which has spawned a whole Godzillla Bukkake website (Thanks, DiscoDave!) But it's only recently that we've come across the real thing.

We must say, though, that we're disappointed we couldn't find more specifically Godzilla-centric porn — there's a lot of dinosaur porn online, but not so much Godzilla porn. For once, the Internet has let us down. On the upside, people are always having sex with dragons. And the Internet has actually given us dragons having sex with cars.

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Oh, and these pics and videos really are NSFW and some of them are quite naughty. This is your last warning — turn back now. Okay, then.

If you want to see dinosaur/monster porn that goes way over the edge into furry-land, then sex-toy-maker Bad Dragon's user forums are the place for you.

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Okay, so that wasn't extreme enough for you? Behold Pornosaurus, the video that was making the rounds on the Internet a few years ago. It is unbelievably NSFW, and you really shouldn't view it unless you're prepared for total NSFW-itude. Seriously:

Here's the opening scene from the closest thing to mainstream dinosaur porn in the universe: 1994's Dinosaur Island, also known for the cheesiest catfight in movie history. In Dinosaur Island, the island's inhabitants are all nubile young maidens, who do a naughty dance as they offer up one of their own to the island's T-Rex:

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And finally, here's the ultra-NSFW video that really helped put pterodactyl porn fetish on the map a few years ago. Don't click unless you're really prepared for absolute, overwhelming NSFW-ness:
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But is dinosaur porn bestiality? Or is it more like furry porn? IGN's forum investigates. Sort of.

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We're really terribly sorry about all this.

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DISCUSSION

Dr Emilio Lizardo

Very bizarre, but I have a real question.

Why does it have to be "about" some other, deeper desire? Why is dinosaur porn about the lizard brain? Why is giantess porn about dominance and destruction of cities? Why can't it all just be some weird shit that turns a few people on?