Sharktopus is the greatest shark monster movie ever, and not just because of the awesome theme song. It speaks to our greatest philosophical and aesthetic achievements as a civilization. Don't believe me? Watch this video and you'll be convinced.
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While I’m flattered, she totally missed my intention to cast Sharktopus as a Kierkegaardian knight of faith, struggling to explore the meaning of his existence… And he also eats hot chicks in bikinis.
Mike MacLean (the hack who wrote Sharktopus)