Why Do Humans Kiss? To Share Our Germs

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It doesn't matter how many times you got the cootie shot on the playground; when you kiss another person, you're going mouth-to-mouth with their germs. And according to researchers, those kissing germs are extremely important to human reproduction.


Researchers at the University of Leeds report that kissing plays an important role in human reproduction. It's not just that kissing can eventually lead to the reproductive act; it's the germs that come with that comes with swapping spit. Perhaps most importantly, when a man kisses a female partner, he passes a small amount of his cytomegalovirus to her. If the cytomegalovirus is introduced into a woman's system during pregnancy, it can damage or even potentially kill the fetus. But, if a woman kisses the same partner repeatedly, she eventually develops an immunity to his particular cytomegalovirus, decreasing the chances of infection during pregnancy. The study authors say that six months of kissing should yield optimum immunity.

It's just as well, then, that the whole cootie shot thing was a sham.

[Daily Mail via Popular Science]


Wikipedia says it's a form of herpes, and between 50% and 80% of the adult population in the US has this virus. Nice. The more I learn about biology the more I think the Puritans had it right: no holding hands, no kissing, and most definitely no sex. Physical contact with other members of our own species is just rife with nastiness!

But the Puritans never weighed in on sex with aliens, so maybe there's still hope... especially if their biology and ours are incompatible. So, the more alien it is, the healthier it would be to get freaky with it! #kissing