A new teaser image for The Dark Knight Rises was just released this afternoon. Did Bane break the Bat? Or was his melon just too damn big for his Wayne Industries Official Reproduction Bat-Hat™?

I'm just going to assume that the central conflict in The Dark Knight Rises is that Bane wants a refund for his shoddily made helmet, so he won't stop hectoring Batman, not unlike the way that paperboy chased John Cusack in Better Off Dead.


Also, here's the rundown of the teaser footage that will run before Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol later this week.