What would the glossies and gossip mags all be buzzing about if real superheroes destroyed New York City while protecting the world from CG aliens? Probably a lot like this.

MediaAvengers Tumblr is building up an online gallery of fake magazine features and covers all about The Avengers. Our personal favorites are the tabloid stories, because honestly ,who wouldn't want to know who Steve Rogers is dating and how to get Natasha Romanoff's abs? Behold, the mag trade world of heroes: