The Agents of SHIELD take on a new mission—shilling Coca-Cola—in these delightfully surreal Chinese commercials. I have absolutely zero idea what’s going on in them. All I know is that if Agent Ward doesn’t take orders from a polar bear in season 3 I’m gonna be seriously disappointed.
Here’s a slightly less wacky but still pretty much incomprehensible commercial starring Skye:
If anyone sees more commercials like these, particularly starring Fitz and Simmons, I need to be notified IMMEDIATELY. Thank you for your cooperation.
[Via The Mary Sue]
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