Somewhere, in a particularly strange parallel dimension, stars-and-unicorns magnate Lisa Frank teamed up with Ridley Scott to produce a line of Trapper Keepers plastered with parasitic acid-blooded monstrosities.

This design by Deviant Artist GalenaLarkin in artifact from this alternate universe. This illustration alone has inspired me to write a young adult series in which H.R. Giger eschewed participating in the Alien franchise and instead became the world's foremost teenage apparel designer. It would be like The Boxcar Children, but the boxcar is actually the hollowed-out skull of a dead insect god.