What did we do to deserve this? Whatever it is, we're really, really sorry. We swear we won't do it again. But our remorse is as naught, for lo — they are making a sequel to the shittastic Ouija movie.
The existence of a Hasbro-produced movie based on their fucking Ouija boards - a movie that is made by toymakers solely to promote the idea that THEIR TOY MIGHT KILL YOU, LAWLZ - is one of the universe's great delights.
A sequel was inevitable on our way to the Hasbro Cinematic Universe (a.k.a. HCU)'s eventual crossover film, Transformers and G.I. Joe Use Ouija Boards Against the Aliens from Battleship.