Let's face facts: Volcano Zombies probably isn't going to be a good movie, and this trailer isn't going to do anything to change your mind about that. On the other hand, Danny Trejo and lava-spewing zombies is certainly a pairing that piques the cheesy movie-lover's interest, n'est-ce pas?

I do hope the movie has some kind of insane scientific justification for the existence of lava-spewing zombies, and it's not just some curse or something. I really, really want to hear them try and explain this silliness. I'm not even joking.

[Via Blastr]