We've officially run out of clever Shark-related movie titles: Shark Night 3-D cast

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Have shark movies officially jumped the... oh well, you know. Snakes on a Plane's David Ellis certainly hopes not as he's already casting for the next big shark film Shark Night 3-D. So what's this movie's big shark twist?

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THR is reporting that Sinqua Walls Chris Carmack, Alyssa Diaz and Joel David Moore have all been cast in the film Shark Night 3-D.

The story revolves around seven men and women who spend a weekend at a lake house in Louisiana's Gulf area. When their vacation quickly becomes a nightmare of hellish shark attacks, unheard of in freshwater lakes, they soon discover that the sharks are part of a sick, greedy plan on the part of several locals.

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Wait, wait, they're just fresh water sharks? Surely we can do better than that? When are these guys going to get a movie?

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DISCUSSION

*cracking knuckles, preparing to type*

annnnnnnnd... here we go!

"Sharks on a Plane"

"Sharksky and Hutch"

"Don't be Afraid of the Shark"

"Shark Tower"

'After Shark"

"Shark Trek II: The Wrath of Shark"

"The Sharkening"

"Sharklie's Angels"

"X Shark's the Spot"

'Shark Pilgrim vs. The World " (the World would LOSE, bitches!!!)

"the Walking Shark"

"Dawn of the Shark"

"Day of the shark"

"Night of the Living Shark"

And I'm spent....