Look, I don't want to promote fear of lions, which are amazing creatures. But they can open car doors, and that's just terrifying.
While at a safari park in South Africa, a family got a bit of a shock when a lioness casually wandered up to the car and opened the door with her teeth. It's the nonchalant way she does it that gets me here. She doesn't rampage at the door and manage to, by luck, get it open. She's clearly seen cars before and figured this shit out. Just, "Oh, you think you're safe inside that big metal thing? Don't be silly."
[via Tastefully Offensive]