We will be spared the nightmare of Michael Bay's TMNT until at least June 2014

If you believe in some sort of deity, it might be time to offer he/she/it/them a little prayer of thanks — Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, which as you'll recall might not have turtles in it but will have Megan Fox, has been delayed yet again until June 6th, 2014. Additionally, while most early reports said the film's title was going to be Ninja Turtles — you know, back when Bay was definitely going to make them aliens and not turtles, because Michael Bay thinks logic is for assholes — now the movie seems to be titled Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again, almost if someone realized they shouldn't needlessly change the name of the franchise that has been beloved and best-selling for 25 goddamned years.

If we're lucky, this newest delay is yet another hopeful hint this shit-pile might never get made. At worst, at least we've put off Bay's inevitable scene of a half-clad Megan Fox as April O'Neil giving a group of anthropomorphic turtles simultaneous erections.


[Via /Film]

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