We Love This $600 Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum Thirst Trap

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How much would you pay to have sexy Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park in your household from now until eternity? If that number is more than $600, you’re in luck. Chronicle Collectibles has captured the unforgettable image of Dr. Ian Malcolm, banged-up, shirtless, and lounging on a table in a 1/4 scale, limited edition, polyresin figure.

Here are some photos. Bask in its Goldblum gloriousness.


Fans can see the prototype on display at New York Comic Con, and preorders began today at chroniclecollectibles.com. Yes, it’s $600—but the company has payment plans if you don’t have a bank account to rival Dr. John Hammond’s. It measures 10" tall, on a 18" diameter base (the statue, weirdos), and with it comes a lifetime of conversation when people visit your home.

It’s estimated to ship in the fourth quarter of next year.

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