Watch the sophisticated hijinks of classy uplifted dogs

When we eventually uplift our canine companions, will they abandon their butt-sniffing, poop-munching ways in favor of dance parties, home cooking, and nice dresses? In this 1952 footage from The Sophisticated She Dog, bipedal dogs enjoy the finer things in life.

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Note to the producers of Lives of the Monster Dogs: dancing dogs are kind of wonderful. If you want to fill an entire feature film with them, that would be A-OK.

Sophisticated She Dog [British Pathé via Neatorama]

DISCUSSION

Sure uplifting sounds like a great idea at first but then comes the Rebellions and then the Genophage and 2000 years of hate and resentment as they self destruct.

Also, what.