Bootleg video of the new G.I. Joe Resolute cartoon makes Saving Private Ryan look like a kiddie movie. This video from Comic-Con is purely test footage so it may not show up in the end result, but watching Snake Eyes twist his sword inside the chest of his victim, a full 90 degrees just to make sure, made me squeal with joy. Also the Joes have some super arm candy, in the form of awesome guns. Fantastic, I've always wanted to see the characters from G.I. Joe go on a truly bloody war campaign.