Watch Neil Patrick Harris' insane lecture on Ewoks from How I Met Your Mother

last night's episode of How I Met Your Mother, wild-eyed lothario Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) discovers that his girlfriend does not like Ewoks. Through an unlikely series of events, Barney ends up explaining his unified theory of Ewok fandom to a a college field trip. It doesn't make a lick of sense, but NPH sells the goods. Keep your eyes peeled for Ewok Conan O'Brien.

And here's the entirety of Barney's slideshow. Thanks KernelM!


I like the Ewoks, but I've had to fanwank it. How do I reconcile the fact that a race of 4-foot-tall teddy bears managed to defeat a legion of the Empire's finest troops?

Because there were thousands of them. There were 20 to a single stormtrooper. They swarmed over those guys. Sheer force of numbers.

It's true because I believe it.