Watch 5,000 Jedi Completely Wipe Out 25,000 Soldiers and the Horses They're Riding

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Jedi were supposed to be the peaceful protectors of the galaxy, only resorting to fighting when needed, or whenever a conversation at a bar got too heated. But thanks to a PC game called Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, we can finally watch the Jedi become the galaxy’s biggest bullies.


We last saw the Jedi wipe out some medieval soldiers, whom, I guess, called in the calvary as they gave up the Force ghost:

That’s not to say this massive calvary army of 25,000 soldiers on horseback wasn’t up to no good. There’s probably a good reason these 5,000 Jedi cut through all of them like a hot lightsaber through butter, even though they were outnumbered five to one. But having to watch so many horses die in the slaughter is a little heartbreaking. Hopefully they don’t smell as bad as 25,000 dead Tauntauns would.



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Dr. Opossum

I am not so sure it would go like this. I recall the book Guns, Germs, and Steel in its look at how Spaniards with horses routinely wiped out masses of well-trained Aztecs who greatly outnumbered them. The book didn’t put the defeat on the Aztecs’ lack of guns but lack of horses. In close combat, horses are a big advantage.