Watch 12 completely absurd minutes of The FP, the dystopian Dance Dance Revolution movie

Remember The FP, that upcoming flick wherein two rival gangs from a crumbling shithole civilization do battle with an ersatz Dance Dance Revolution? Well, here are the opening 12 minutes — behold a magnificently stupid premise set 100% stone-faced in a bleak footloose future.


Consider lines like "Four score and a couple years ago, Ma and Pa fought for some serious shit!" a litmus test if you'll be able to stomach the whole thing. The FP is out March 16. Here's the synopsis:

In a dystopian future, a relentless turf war rages. Two rival gangs feud for control of rural wasteland Frazier Park ('The FP') in the deadly arena of competitive dance-fight video game "Beat-Beat Revelation." After hometown hero BTRO is slain on the dance platform by thug leader L Dubba E, his protégé younger brother JTRO (Jason Trost) goes into isolation, vowing never to duel again. One year later, The FP is in ruins, and JTRO must find the courage to return and restore order in a ruthless battle for revenge that can only leave one man dancing.

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Out of the ruins

Out from the wreckage

Can't do the same dance combo this time

We are the children

The DDR generation

We are the ones they left behind

And I wonder when we are ever gonna change it

Living under fear of Left Down Up crossovers 'till nothing else remains

We don't need another dance step

We don't need to know the way home

All we want is just more quarters for the DDR Thunderdome