Are you looking for a U.S. presidential candidate who meets crucial requirements such as having given birth to millions of children? Then you'll want to vote for Nurglon, who has 5,000,000 children and good ole religious values (it worships Cthulhu). Plus, it meets one of the other prerequisites for being a U.S. president: Yes, folks, Nurglon's totally white. With a few pink dots on its head. But that doesn't mean Nurglon's got any pink blood in it, if you know what I mean! Plus, it's folksy, pro-life, and eager to defend its territory from other lifeforms as well as creatures from other dimensions. So vote Nurglon, or encourage your U.S. friends to do it! [Nurglon via Xeni]

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