Vampire Team Cullen Activates Their Sparkle Powers

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The Cullens wield their vampire power of matching outfits. Rallying for a woody melee is no reason to miss an opportunity to fall into the Forks' Gap. New images from Twilight's Eclipse mean it's time to play Caption This!

We know you can do better, so caption that Twilight image! The winner gets a winky emoticon, and mad respect from yours truly. June 30th is too far away to await yet another Edward Cullen movie. Until then, we'll have to make do with your "caption this" witty banter and my shirtless werewolf bar mitzvah jokes.

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This is as good a place as any to say this. Thanks to temporary free Showtime and having a wife, this past weekend I finally watched Twilight. It's not terrible, it's just astoundingly average. A B-Movie on par with any number of Kevin Williamson clones, or that crummy movie The Covenant.

But, I was going along fine with it until the actual Vampire stuff came up. I mean, I'd heard about the sparkling, but you really gotta see it to believe it. It's laughable.

I thought I was done with it until these words sheepishly poured out of my wife's mouth "It was pretty romantic."