Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us all

Turn your ugly human leg into a gorgeous unicorn or dragon leg. For a whopping $440, you can get these made-to-order fantasy hooves from Etsy seller Oonacat. The designer also has a collection of sexy horns for your head because OBVIOUSLY. Had we the cash, we would be wearing these right now and revising our one-man Last Unicorn show. Check out the collection; it's completely amazing.