Unemployed ninja advertises his wares on San Antonio news station

Mere days after a ninja vandalism streak in Pittsburgh, a San Antonio ninja has turned to local television to market his shinobi prowess. He is also "a dancer, a math wizard and prank caller." A ninja mathemagician? I'm sold.


[Via Kens 5]

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Ah, that's home. I guess i finally got my wish for us to be known for more than just the Alamo...