Welp, the trailer for the second season of Salem has arrived and it looks like the witchy show will continue to be wildly inappropriate—and not in a fun way. This show is seriously a pile of "Why the hell am I watching this?"
Season Two finds us with Mary Sibley as queen of the witches in the wake of the Grand Rite, and she's reunited with her probably demonic son. But seriously, why is he licking her cheek? You know, I'm done trying to make sense of anything that happens on this show. I'm just going to resign myself to another season of television that doesn't know the difference between tawdry and just plain gross.