U.S. Government insists that mermaids do not exist

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Of course, that's what they would say, isn't it? The U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration issued a statement explaining that no evidence of the existence of mermaids "has ever been found." NOAA explains helpfully that belief in mermaids may go back as far as 30,000 years, to a time when humans first began "to sail the seas."


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So why does this government agency feel the need to clarify for the public that Ariel isn't really hanging out in the ocean with Flotsam and Jetsam? Discovery News explains. Apparently, it's all because of a show on Animal Planet (Discovery's sister channel) called Mermaids: The Body Found:

It was a documentary-style show that "paints a wildly convincing picture of the existence of mermaids, what they may look like, and why they've stayed hidden...until now," according to the show's press Web page. Indeed, it says, "'Mermaids: The Body Found' makes a strong case for the existence of the mermaid..."

Though the filmmakers acknowledged that the film is science fiction, for many people it was indeed "wildly convincing." The show was an "X-Files" type fanciful mix of state-of-the-art computer generated animation, historical fact, conspiracy theory and real and faked footage sprinkled with enough bits of scientific speculation and real science to make it seem plausible. In fact, there were even interviews with real NOAA scientists.

And apparently, this caused enough public inquiries about the reality of mermaids from people who "were fooled into thinking that there was more fact than fancy in the show," according to Discovery News. The real question is, who are the people who believe that mermaids are real because they saw a "documentary-style show" on Animal Planet — but who will believe the government is telling the truth about their non-existence? That seems like a pretty sliver-y venn diagram. More details at the link. [NOAA via Discovery News]



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