Transformers 2 Script Finished, Probably Terrible

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The writers' strike may just have ended, but not all blockbuster movies really need writers, as director Michael Bay explains:

I've been writing Transformers 2... We've got our characters all designed. I always write all my scripts, my movies anyway so at least I've got something to give the writers. It's like a template. We have a really good outline so I worked on that. We had to because I want to make my date. I'm not going to let the strike take me down.


Michael Bay: Sure to win a "Writers Guild Supporter" award any day now, I'm sure. [Rotten]

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How hard is it to write Mikey Bay movies anyway.

Evil Fill in the Blanks appear

Bang Boom!

SFX to dazzle the easily distracted

Pretty Girl screams!

Military Dude "We must stop these horrible fill in the blanks!"

Good guys appear with new gadgets

Boom! Bang!

Zap! Pow!

More shit blows up real good

Unpossible Teenaged Hero: "We stopped them" turns to pretty girl "Let's kiss"

The End

$5 million please...