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"Tell us your fantasy. We'll make it real."
Alright so for starters, there’s cinnamon buns EVERYWHERE, I mean everything is made out of cinnamon buns except my house which is made out Sour Patch Watermelon candy and standing in my front yard is Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson, and Seychelle Gabrielle having an epic jello wrestling match while Morgan Freeman narrates everything as Kid Vid and I do dounts in the DeLorean Time Machine on my very own dirt racetrack.
I just poured my heart out for you, make it happen.