Total Recall: The Musical: All Singing, All Dancing, All Ahnuld!

Can you imagine Kermit the Frog impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger's Doug Quaid while singing a haunting refrain about finding himself "while climbing the mountains of Mars"? Well, now you don't have to. [Topless Robot]


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And you may find yourself working as

a construction guy

And you may find yourself on another planet in the solar system

And you may find yourself behind the sights of a large machine gun

And you may find yourself in a Mars Whorehouse, with a beautiful woman with three boobs

And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let old Kuato hold me down

Letting the days go by/aliens and the underground

Into the Red again/after the oxygen's gone

Once in a lifetime/air flowing all around.