A blue hedgehog terrorizes the Agents of SHIELD, a man made of playing cards comes after Arrow, and a humanoid thornbush stars in Syfy’s latest original. All that, plus Maisie Williams: Dandy Highwayman, on this week’s TV!

Monday:

Teen Titans Go! (6:30PM, CARTOON)

Brand new episodes of Cartoon Network’s most popular show, at this awkward time, all week!

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Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! (7PM, CARTOON)

The gang attends a murder mystery party—always interesting when Scooby-Doo alludes to murder.

Gotham (8PM, FOX)

Oh cool, Firefly! Or maybe Firefly’s dad? Somebody dresses like an insect and spews fire on tonight’s Gotham.

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Wander Over Yonder (8:30, DISNEY XD)

“Lord Hater tries to crash the party Wander throws for the deposed rulers in Hater’s prison.”

Minority Report (9PM, FOX)


A pocket watch and a sports jersey are the only clues to Vega’s own future-murder!

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Blindspot (10PM, NBC)


“One tattoo will lead them straight into the lion’s den.”


Tuesday:

The Flash (8PM, CW)


Captain Cold has a dad: Colonel Cold. The legendary Michael Ironside guest stars!

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iZombie (9PM, CW)

“Liv eats the brains of a recently murdered trophy wife who was pushed to her death from the balcony of her stunning architectural home in the hills by a hired hit man. A Pinot Grigio-sipping, suddenly fashion obsessed Liv and Detective Babineaux begin questioning suspects in their search for the original brains behind this murder. Meanwhile, Liv and Ravi are surprised to learn that Peyton (guest star Aly Michalka) has returned to Seattle.”

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Agents of Shield (9PM, ABC)


Lash looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Face Off (9PM, SYFY)

Part one of the two-part finale!

From Dusk Till Dawn (9PM, EL REY)

Wins episode title of the week with “Bring Me the Head of Santanico Pandemonium”.

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Scream Queens (9PM, FOX)


“The deadliest episode yet” certainly has the most flat caps.

Stitchers (9PM, ABC FAMILY)

Season premiere! Can it survive the fray of Tuesday at 9PM shows?

Bastard Executioner (10PM, FX)

“Wilkin and Lady Love come to grips with condemning an innocent man to death.”

Limitless (10PM, CBS)

“Brian accidentally meddles in Rebecca’s personal life while learning self-defense from her secret boyfriend, FBI Agent Casey Rooks.”

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That sounds amazing.


Wednesday:

Arrow (8PM, CW)


Double Down! His skin is made of playing cards.

Supernatural (9PM, CW)


An episode directed by Jensen Ackles himself.

Star Wars: Rebels (9:30, DISNEY XD)

“Ezra and the crew begin to develop friendships with Captain Rex and his colleagues, prompting them to work together against an attack by Agent Kallus.”

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American Horror Story (10PM, FX)


The exsanguination of Matt Bomer.

Moonbeam City (10:30PM, COMEDY)

Following South Park.


Thursday:

Uncle Grandpa (5:30PM, CARTOON)

First new episode in months!

Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! (7PM, CARTOON)

Second new episode this week- it’s called “Screama Donna”.

Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW)

The Haunting of Meat Loaf (9PM, LMN)

Meat Loaf recounts his real-life experiences with the paranormal. Followed by The Haunting of Melody Thomas Scott.

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Sleepy Hollow (9PM, FOX)


The tooth fairy eats children’s souls.

Haven (10PM, SYFY)

Three episodes left.

Hemlock Grove (3:01AM, NETFLIX)

Season three uploaded to Netflix in full—at 3:01AM…


Friday:

Z Nation (10PM, SYFY)


Black Jesus (11PM, CARTOON)

It’s “Taco Sunday” on Black Jesus.


Saturday:

Pokemon (8AM, CARTOON)

Trevor tries to photograph Moltres in a callback to Pokemon Snap.

Power Rangers: Dino Charge (12PM, NICK)

Prince Philip becomes the “Graphite” Ranger!

Doctor Who (9PM, BBC AMERICA)


Turns out Maisie Williams hates biological immortality.

The Hollow (9PM, SYFY)


An evil thorn bush monster! And it lights up!

Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors (9PM, DISNEY XD)

“Spider-Man fights side-by-side with The Collector in an attempt to free all of Earth’s heroes and villains from the Grandmaster and set everything right again.”

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This is going up against Doctor Who and a thorn bush monster straight out of Magic: The Gathering.

Guardians of the Galaxy (9:30PM)

“Caught red-handed by Titus, the Guardians are coerced into infiltrating a notorious gang of weapons dealers known as the Black Order.”

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Sunday:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (11AM, NICK)

Season four premieres! Skip church!

The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XXVI (8PM, FOX)

The Halloween episodes are always worth seeing. Followed at nine by a Halloween Family Guy, “Peternormal Activity”.

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The Walking Dead (AMC, 9PM)


Lots of running.

Last Man on Earth (9:30PM, FOX)

Robot Chicken (MIDNIGHT, CARTOON)

Season premiere!

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