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This Is A..."Disaster by Candlelight"?!?

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So, I had done a couple of Disasters for you when I woke up Saturday morning to an apartment with no power. So I got some breakfast and went record shopping.

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I came back home and what do you know, still no power. But, rather than say "eff it" and go see a movie, I said to myself "Self, how can I still get this done with no Photoshop?" So, I sat down on my couch by the window with a little sketchpad and some pencils and pens and doodled out your disaster for this week. I threw in a couple of Photoshopperies, but for the most part This Is Disaster by Candlelight.


LITERARY ESTABLISHMENT vs SCIENCE FICTION:
You see... this atmosphere of animosity in the book world is why I only watch Michael Bay movies.

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SOLAR PORN:
Nasa released images of sunspots? Or an intergalactic game of lights and sound? (to be fair I just kind of felt like drawing Galactus)

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BOOK OF ELI:
New trailer came out this week... eh

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BIRTH OF VADER PLAYSET:
Wow, I guess the fine line between obscure (every character from Gonk to the Tonnika Sisters getting a figure) and unnecessary was discovered this week. This Christmas morning go outside and listen for a chorus of....

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IN PRAISE OF MACGUFFINS:
I look forward to part II where Annalee examines the red herring but for now I'll let the discussion continue here.

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NIC CAGE as SUPERMAN!!!:
I got nothing.

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THIS IS A DISASTER!:
Eh. Is any movie starring Bruce Willis really a disaster?

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Until next week, this is Garrison Dean saying, you're the best.

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Franklin Harris

"Is any movie starring Bruce Willis really a disaster?"

Hudson Hawk.