These Game of Thrones Christmas Sweaters Are Terrible and I Love Them So Much

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Christmas sweaters are the pinnacle of seasonal kitsch. They’re terrible, brightly colored, and make everyone look ridiculous. I adore them. These Game of Thrones Christmas sweaters, courtesy of Target? Chef’s kiss.

Via Pop Sugar, I’ve learned that Game of Thrones-branded Christmas sweaters are currently being sold by Target, for those of us who want to merge our pop culture obsessions with looking like walking candy canes.

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There’s this one, which comically (?) merges a popular Christmas song with the Night King:

Silent night, zombie night... Is that not how that goes?
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Or this one, which is more than a little optimistic for a Westeros Christmas:

Joy to the realm when I sit on the Throne.
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And, of course, this one, for those of us who like puns but don’t enjoy trying:

For sleeve-text enthusiasts only.
Image: via Target
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None of these sweaters are really caked in enough royal blood to be proper Game of Thrones holiday representatives, but they sure are delightful, for incredibly tacky varieties of delightful. I don’t recommend you buy these. But if you do, send me pictures.

Game of Thrones returns for its final season next year, sometime. 

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Julie Muncy

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