Sorry, fans of pop culture-themed sexual aids. I regret to inform you these Avengers vibrators aren't real, but instead concepts designed by artist Balazs Sarmai that badly need to become real. Come, let's assemble the team!
*$13 for 48 AA, $12 for 48 AAA, $8 for 20 AAA, $8 for four 9V batteries
In case you have any trouble reading the type, these heroic helpers are specified as follows:
• Captain America - silicon vibrator
• Iron Man - twin motor vibrator
• Thor - electrical stimulator
• Hulk - 12” silicone dildo
• Black Widow - discreet clitoral stimulator
• Hawkeye - G-spot vibrator
Honestly, Marvel should totally license these; they'd sell a bundle (possibly literally in some cases). But they should make sure to include a Tom Hiddleston/Loki version, too — based on most of the Avengers fan art and fan fic I've seen, I'm pretty sure a green-and-yellow Vibrator of Mischief would be the #1 seller by a considerable margin.
DISCUSSION
Wouldn't a Hulk-themed dildo (that got bigger and veinier when you turned it on) basically be a regular human penis? (Except you'd need to paint it green, I suppose.)