Everyone has something like this: a story their parents told them to justify something they couldn't explain or that had an answer unsatisfying to a child. In this one, a father tells an epic tale of scientific study and ravenous bears to a child wondering why she has to be quiet.

The film was written and directed by Jon Turner, while part one โ€” from Jon Turner and Sam Jones โ€” gives an equally baroque origin story to milkshakes: