Screw the Stay-Puft marshmallow man and his stupid marshmallows. In honor of the film's 30th anniversary, Krispy Kreme will be releasing real, official, and undoubtedly delicious Ghostbusters-themed donuts this October, and these are the only Ghostbusters foodstuffs the world will ever need.

In fact, I plan on using them in lieu of Twinkies any time I need a visual metaphor for the amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. The donuts will be available in Krispy Kreme stores in the U.S. and Canada from September 29th through October 31st. They look delicious, but I have to agree with The Dissolve that the lack of a green "slime" jelly-filled entry is one hell of a missed opportunity. Maybe for the 40th anniversary?