It's that time of year again — the moment when we all realize we didn't get a Halloween costume yet. And luckily, a whole industry exists to sell us ready-made versions of popular characters. Here are the weirdest, (allegedly) sexiest and most random new costumes for sale in 2014!
Note: This year, I tried to be a bit more discriminating and not pick on costumes that were basically okay-looking. A lot of the licensed movie and TV show costumes looked sort of acceptable, even if you could tell they probably wouldn't look that hot in person. But to win inclusion in this feature, it had to be either kind of strange or inappropriate. Or both!
All costumes from Spirit Halloween, unless otherwise noted.
The other Guardians of the Galaxy costumes are fine, but this Drax has a dead-eyed stare that worries me.
Ned Stark, Jon Snow and Melisandre. The other Game of Thrones costumes looked fine, but this Ned Stark looks like he should join a boy band.
These are not official Hunger Games costumes, presumably because the license wasn't available. And they look a little too... glam.
This inflatable Godzilla costume might look terrible, or it might look kinda cool. Actually not sure from the picture:
Here's a random Jungle Girl (who is probably Katy Perry from "Roar" as many people have pointed out):
Another year, another set of "sexy" genderswapped Mario Bros. costumes. Do you wear the mustache as a necklace, or hold it on a stick?
TMNT pajamas, movie costume replicas, and "sexy" Turtles. They did their best to copy the look of the movie version of TMNT.... unfortunately.
Most of this year's licensed superhero costumes from Spirit are pretty good. But the Captain America on the far left and the Poison Ivy on the far right seem... not right.
Two Roy Liechtenstein "Pop Art" costumes (which I kind of love) and Egyptian girl
And below is a selection of new costumes from Yandy.com, the site that actually specializes in "sexy" costumes:
Aquaman, Iron Man and Generic Superhero