Witness them. Oh god, witness them.
This bit of genius—or total nightmare—comes from British comedian Paul Savage, and now I can’t stop thinking about a future where Cars 17: Lightning McQueen Goes Beyond the Thunderdome is set in a Mad Max-ian post-apocalypse occupied solely by violent car-beings locked in endless battles for their lifeblood, guzzoline:
Savage followed it up with a request I think we can all get behind:
God, I want to see that so bad.