Who the hell would want one of these? Um, everybody? They are so weird that they roll over into awesome.
Toshiba G450, an mp3 player, HDSPA modem and pendrive hybrid with one of the oddest keypads ever, 2008
The GoldVish LeMillion, designed by Emmanuel Gueit in 2006, decorated with 18k white gold and 20 carats of VVS1 diamonds
The Marlboro 508, a Chinese phone with actual space for cigarettes. It has also a 3 MP camera on its side, which is ideal for awesome spy shots.
The Golden Buddha, with 24k gold paint job and a real piece of jade. Some of these were sold in China for $1,750 five years ago.
(via Wikimedia Commons)