Sam Raimi will never produce a Spider-Man film that approaches the sublime awfulness of Turkish Spider-Man, where Spidey uses a face-tube and hamsters to teach a lesson. Click through to see the Turkish clone saga.
As afficionados know, the real name of Turkish Spider-Man is 3 Dev Adam, or Three Mighty Men. The other two "mighty men" in this cinematic masterpiece are Captain America and the masked wrestler, Santo. And in this incredibly choreographed scene, Cap and Santo fight four or five different Spider-Men at once. But for some reason there's no disintegrating clone of Gwen Stacy.