47 Ronin had a lot of problems... but it also had Rinko Kikuchi as a sexy witch who uses her prehensile hair to eat sashimi, as she apparently tries to seduce the captive Mika (Ko Shibasaki). There is nothing sexier than hair-chopsticks and raw fish. NOTHING. And we've got one more scene below.

And here's the scene where Rinko Kikuchi decides the lesbian overtones of that previous scene were apparently too subtle, and goes full throttle with her captive Lady Mika:

If the whole movie had been like these two bits, we would have had a major guilty pleasure on our hands. (Or our prehensile hair, depending.)