The Only Thing the New X-Files Needed Was a Dog

Maybe you were satisfied with the X-Files revival. Maybe, like me, you were not. Either way, it could have been better. Don’t believe me? Consider this: What if it had a dog?

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Any dog, really. A large, ill-behaved agent in the Marmaduke vein could have greatly improved things, but even a small dog in the opening credits would’ve made a huge difference, as the above video proves.

According to Chris Carter, a script for a third X-Files movie has already been written. Here’s a tip, Chris: Next time around, don’t worry so much about the mythology and give the people what they really want (a cool dog).

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Here’s the thing about the X-Files revival: It had already been done.

It was called “Fringe”, and it was better than the original.