The Ninja Turtles Squander Their Ninja Powers Shilling For Pizza Hut

You'd think that a bunch of teenaged, mutated turtles who have been rigorously trained in the art of ninjutsu would have better things to do than break into a random Pizza Hut store and recreate the company's "Cheesy Bites" pizza — like, say, fight Shredder — but apparently not.


Even still, it's nice to see the new TMNT return to their pizza-selling roots:

Fun fact: I just found out that turtles lack the enzymes needed to break down dairy products, so like lactose intolerant people, eating cheese — like, say, a Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites" pizza — would make them fart and shit almost uncontrollably until it passed through their system. So try not to think about that every single time you see the Turtles eat pizza in the upcoming live-action movie or in every single TMNT cartoon from now until the rest of time.


[Via THR]

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William Sean McFly

What is it with the Turtles and Pizza Hut? They're in NEW YORK!