Star Trek: The Next Generation kept boldly going to some pretty amazing places, fashion-wise, after its first few wild seasons. We never again saw quite so many bonkers glued-on costumes, but there was still a lot of WTF. Here's our tribute to TNG seasons four through seven.

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Definitely click "Expand" to make these babies display in their full brilliance:

The Many Looks of Deanna Troi:

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The Many Looks of Beverly Crusher:

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Futuristic Nighties

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Real Klingons Wear Fur. (That They Killed Themselves.)

Truly Great Alien Beard. Best. Hot Tub. Party. Ever.

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A Truly Amazing Cape.

Cool Glasses!

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A Giant Head. With Some Epic Braids.

The Many Flavors of Guinan

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Leah Brahms is a Theoretical Fashion Genius

The Time Picard and Data Wore Awesome Masks

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The Robin Hood Episode. In Which Everyone But Worf Is Too Damn Merry.

Alien Circus Performers, And Other Sexy Aliens

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Some More Alien Costumes

Season 4 Aliens

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Season 5 Aliens

Season 6 Aliens

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Truly Indelible Hairstyles

Alien Mohawks

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Alien Pompadours

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Ardra!

Keiko's Chopsticks

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More Truly Epic Hairscapes

Hats! Season 4 was the season of hair and hats.

Truly Inspirational Alien Headgear

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Keiko's Wedding Hat

Vash on Safari

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The Time They Hung Out With Bavarian Hipsters

When Picard Grew Old On The Straw Hat Planet

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And Knickers

Headscarves!

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Amazing Helmets

Lwaxana!

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So Many Flowy Dresses!

Picard and Guinan Fencing

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Jackets!

The Many Styles of Jumpsuits and Onesies!

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That Time Everybody Wore Medieval Hoods

That Time Everybody Was Old-Timey And Met Mark Twain

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A Fistful of Datas: That Time Everybody Was a Cowboy, Plus Data Was a Madam

Everybody's Doing Tai Chi!

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When Everybody Went Undercover...

Picard and Riker Sported a LOT of V-Necks

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But This Alien Really Worked the V-Neck

Some Amazing Vests!

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Troi and Crusher Sported Serious Up-Dos

It Is Only Logical To Wear Silly Hats

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This Vulcan, Meanwhile, Has an Superb Wrap

Let's Pause To Admire Data's Shiny Poker Visor

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Future Worf Has More Style Than The Other Future Characters Put Together

MOTT!

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That Time Everybody Was a Catburglar

The Many Looks of Data, Depending On Whether He's Evil Or Dead

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And Riker!

The Space Devil!

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Old Geordie Has Better Fashion Sense

See For Yourself:

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Our Planet Fought Civil War Over Prints Vs. Solids. This is How We Compromised.

The Duras Sisters And Their Epic Boob Windows

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Klingons Wearing Little Skirty Tunics and Armor With Equal Amounts Of Fierceness

Matt Frewer Sports a Macrame Jumpsuit Thingy. Well Done.

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Data and Mini-Data

More Lwaxana!

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Possibly the Most Impressive Hat of All

Deanna's Nightie

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That Time Wesley Went To Live With Native Americans in Space

Noonien Rocks the Smock!

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Boothby's Overalls

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Picard and Riker in their PJs

Truly Amazing Vest-Pattern Combo

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Worf's PJs

So. Much. Pink.

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Awesome Shawl Thingy.

It's like a poncho. And a jumpsuit.

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Picard Going Riding

Amazing Technicolor Klingon Dreamrobes

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The Many Looks of Q!

Caveman Riker!

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They Took Ruffles All The Way To Warp 10

Truly Marvelous Sweaters

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Picard's Cute Shorts

Futuristic Swimsuit

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Scotty's Vest. So Many Pockets.

Amazing Robes. Tons of Weird Holes and a Huge Turtleneck Collar.

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This is what all the children wear in the future.

Federation Towels are All Made by American Apparel. And They Don't Absorb Water.

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