VH1's Scream Queens reality TV show is insane. Just so insane. Insane, insane. And that's mostly thanks to reality TV show contestant Jessica. Who makes a lot of "interesting" choices with her acting.


The reality TV premise of Scream Queens is simple, group of unknown actresses gather and compete for a coveted role in Saw 6. The whole thing is judged by Slither director James Gunn, acting coach John Homa and Saw actress Shawnee Smith. Watch some of the worst moments of this can't-look-away trainwreck, and judge for yourself. UPDATE: The redesign lost our compilation footage so we swapped it out with a collection of Jessica's greatest hits.

The craziness goes through the entire season, it's pretty amazing. In one challenge the girls did the grind all over Michael Rooker as a vampire, giving Rook a happy vampire lap dance and making me very uncomfortable. But it was worth it just to see the look on their faces when he walked out — they had no CLUE who this man was.

Another classic Scream Queen moment, besides the constant bitching and moaning, is when they all worked together to create a campy horror trailer in which the brown haired girl gets naked in front of that guy from Gilmore Girls (who also happens to be Gunn's brother) and talks like a man when she says "vagina." If you're not watching this show, you're missing out, because it's terrible, terrible television.