Ever since Episode VIII of the Star Wars saga got a real title, folks have been wondering who the titular ā€œLast Jediā€ might be. According to a little ditty cooked up by the filmā€™s director Rian Johnson and Mountain Goats lead singer John Darnielle, heā€™s the one who eats the bones of all the other Jedi. Well, of course.

Today on Twitter, Johnson shared a track that Darnielle recorded as a silly goof, a tune that imagines a young padawan being told about the Last Jedi.

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As someone who did a whole album about pro wrestling and wrote a novel about a reclusive role-playing game designer, Darnielleā€™s no stranger to geeky passions. The Last Jedi in the song sounds like the kind of boogeyman that wannabe lightsaber-wielders would cook up to scare each other while telling tales around a campfire. Kylo Ren, however, probably thinks heā€™s real and wants to be his best friend.

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