The Hobbit's Second Breakfast being served at Denny's is something that is happening

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In what is certainly one of the most mind-boggling-but-sort-of-logical marketing campaigns we've ever seen, The Hobbit has teamed up with Denny's to bring you Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies, Bilbo's Berry Smoothie, Gandalf's Gobble Melt, "The Ring" Burger, and Frodo's Pot Roast.

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Yes, Denny's is serving a heart-attack-inducing rendition of Tolkien's Second Breakfast. And we're not sure what the "Lonely Mountain Treasure" is, but we're pretty sure it goes well with a hit of pipeweed. Take an exclusive look at the menu right now!

Illustration for article titled The Hobbit's Second Breakfast being served at Denny's is something that is happening
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Bilbo's Berry Smoothie

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Hobbit Slam

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Dwarves Turkey and Dressing Dinner

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Gandalf's Gobble Melt

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Hobbit Harvest Pie

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Hobbit Hole Breakfast

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Lone Lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake

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Lonely Mountain Treasure

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Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies

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Shire Sausage Skillet

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The Ring Burger

The Hobbit inspired meals will hit Denny's on November 6th.

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DISCUSSION

Corpore Metal

I call BS on all the tinting of these pictures. Steamed or cocked broccoli never looks that bright green.

And looking at this food, being only mild variations of Usan cuisine, I'd say there are a lot of heart attacks and strokes in Hobbiton. (Or maybe not since they are working those calories off with farming and other hard labor.)