The Hobbit's Second Breakfast being served at Denny's is something that is happening

In what is certainly one of the most mind-boggling-but-sort-of-logical marketing campaigns we've ever seen, The Hobbit has teamed up with Denny's to bring you Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies, Bilbo's Berry Smoothie, Gandalf's Gobble Melt, "The Ring" Burger, and Frodo's Pot Roast.

Yes, Denny's is serving a heart-attack-inducing rendition of Tolkien's Second Breakfast. And we're not sure what the "Lonely Mountain Treasure" is, but we're pretty sure it goes well with a hit of pipeweed. Take an exclusive look at the menu right now!

Bilbo's Berry Smoothie

Hobbit Slam

Dwarves Turkey and Dressing Dinner

Gandalf's Gobble Melt

Hobbit Harvest Pie

Hobbit Hole Breakfast

Lone Lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake

Lonely Mountain Treasure

Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies

Shire Sausage Skillet

The Ring Burger

The Hobbit inspired meals will hit Denny's on November 6th.